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Swampkid
6/20/2001
Very good Jokes WW.Dawg tell me more jokes.
lmao
dammitman
6/21/2001
Did ya hear the one about the gay Irishmen, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn?
Cody Linkletter
6/21/2001
God dammit, I hate when people use all caps...
Cody Linkletter
6/21/2001
I'll tell you a damn joke, if you're smart enough to get it: A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
Cody Linkletter
6/21/2001
Jesus on a pogpstick, who shove a bug up wesley's (or kelly or whatever her name is) hind? Quite a tongue-lashing she gave there.
Rich
6/21/2001
Whitfield that was really freakin Bad.
IfThePriceIsRight!
6/21/2001
Once there was Buckweat,Alfalfa,Darla,And Spanky all sitting in a Classroom. So the Teacher says ok class pick a letter out of the Alphabet make a Word with it then make a sentence with it.Well Alfalfa raises his hand real quickly "Oh oh oh" I got one !! The teacher says ok Alfalfa go ahead well you know how They all like Darla. So Alfalfa says I pick F for "Fine" Darla is "Fine. So then Spanky says ""oh oh oh!" I got one! The teacher says ok Spanky go ahead. Spanky stands up and says I pick the letter C for Cute Darla is Cute! So Buckweat quickly raises his hand and says "Oh my gosh I got one even betta den dat!! So the teacher says ok Buckweat go ahead.
Buckweat satnds up and says I pick D for Dictate Darla said my Dictate Good!
IfThePriceIsRight!
6/21/2001
What does a Blond and Spagetti have in common?
They both squirm when ever you eat them.
IfThePriceIsRight!
6/21/2001
One day there was a lady she was walking in a Grocery Store well she had a realy bad speach problem. So she walked to the Seafood dept. and she walked up to the Fish area and to the clerk I want 2pounds of Mackerel. Well due to her bad speach problem the clerk said What?
I realy cant understand you. The lady said I want 2pounds of Mackerel!! The clerk said I am realy sorry maam please come closer I cant understand you.So the lady reached her hand down her crotch and stuck it up to the clerks nose. The clerk goes Wholey Mackerel!!!
The lady says Ill take 2 pounds!
Vodsquad
6/21/2001
This one is a visual, so work with me....A young soldier from Alabama stood guard at a river bridge, bordering an Eastern Block country, during the cold war. Being from a neighborly town, it drove him crazy that he could never get the Russian soldier across the river to communicate with him, since they saw each other every day, and besides, he had no personal grudge with him. So finally he decides to try motioning to him, (in case he knew no English) trying to appeal to him, if they had anything of common interest to talk about. So first he motioned like a parachute floating to the ground and shouted, "were you ever a paratrooper?" ....no response...."how 'bout infantry!" walking his fingers down his arm like a soldier marching....no response.....then he made a punching motion and slapped the bicep of the arm he punched with, "ever load artilery?"....again, no response....then he held his hans up to his eyes like he was looking in binoculars "how about recon?". To this, the Russian threw down his rifle and ran double time back to his command post. His ranking officer said "hey, you get back to your post right now or be shot!! To which he replied "no way, that American is crazy! He says that when the sun goes down, he's gonna run over here and F--- me until my eyes fall out!
