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pms
6/22/2001
would some help me with a sytem design on a 450 sytem?
Victor
6/23/2001
Thank you for the encouraging words, Terry.
An FBI agent is in charge of hiring a new trainee, so he gets a 25 year old man, a 35 year old man, and a 45 year old man...all of them are married (of course to seperate wives). He gives a gun to the 25 year old and tells him to go in to the room and kill his wife. The guy contemplates it for a few minutes and lowers his head and says,"I can't do it." and walks out. He hands the gun to the 35 year old and tells him the same. The guy slowly walks in to the room and there is a long silence. About 10 minutes later the guy walks out crying, "I...I love her too much I can't." and he leaves. So he gives the gun to the 45 year old and tells him. The guy walks in to the room and instantly BANG, BANG! Then there is a slight pause and scuffling sounds coming from the room chairs falling, tables crashing and then a long silence...
The guy walks out and the FBI guy says,"well?"
And the guy says ,"Some asshole put blanks in the gun, I had to choke her to death!"
I hope this didn't offend anyone, I think it's funny as hell, but then again , I never read it as anything more than a joke...
Victor
6/23/2001
damn this thing doesn't adjust for time zones...it's only 9:30 and it says 12:30, oh well. A lady walks in to a sex shop and says, "Where's all the dildos?" the guy says,"on the wall". She says,"I'll take the red one!" and he says, "No lady, NEXT to the fire extinguisher."
Joe Blow
6/23/2001
Hope everyone enjoys a safe and happy weekend,with the people you love most of all, your family.
hawkeye
6/23/2001
Happy birthday babydoll!!!!You are still the teenager I lusted after!!!!
terry clark
6/23/2001
Gary, howsit going? Paige and I went fishing the other day on the TOP HOOK .Paige had a Blue Marlin hooked up by 10:00 am.She fought him for about 30 minutes and after a good aerial dance of about 8-10 jumps he came unglued,it was a hell of a good time.We boated a nice Darodo (34 lbs. 1 lb. short of a citation),a 35 lb. yellow fin,a 22 lb. king and a few small bailers. we had a good time, get back down sometime and lets go again. Take Care. -TC.
terry clark
6/23/2001
Happy Birthday Rhonda -TC.
"WHITFIELD"
6/23/2001
Good afternoon all,What is going on with the weather? Check out weather.com,look at what the hail storm did in Denver.It grounded 32 United airlines planes amoung others.Hail fell as large as softballs in Watkins.Can you picture that(man oh man),the sky raining softball size ice!
It was just the other day when an insurance adjuster and myself were talking about this years weather,he said that his company had been told that at at least two major hurricanes would make landfall in the United States this year! Thats a nice thought to ponder for us coastal residents.I just hope they wait until September,at least give the fisherman a good year.Any hurricane is a bad year for fishermen and farmers.Crops just get beat flat in the field,Shrimp go out early to the ocean because of two much fresh water.In my opinion,somebody will get a bad one this year.Last year was just to lucky.I hope everybody has a great weekend,whats left of it.See Ya
THE KING
6/23/2001
The problem with that is their rebuilt plant would be worse than it is now. given the state of craftmenship.
bruce991@*****.com
6/23/2001
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