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W.W.DAWG
6/20/2001
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROUGHS YOU A PIN,...RUN LIKE HELL SHES GOT A GRENADE IN HER MOUTH. THIS WAS ON MY VOICEMAIL FROM MY B-IN-LAW FIRST THING THING THIS MORNING I JUST HAD TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF YOU DAWGS.IT TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES TO STEADY MYSELF AFTER HEARING THAT SHOESALESMAN JOKE...BRAVO
Andy Lamarre
6/20/2001
Kid in school, the teacher ask him who signed the american declaration of idependance, Kid look to the right, look to the left and answer: I be F.... if in know. The teacher bring him to the principal office and again the Kid is asked the same question, the principal and teacher get the same answer, then the principal called the kid's father, a taxi driver from the Brunk, the father run in the principal office expecting to see his son dying and there he is standing in front of the teacher and the principal, again the question is asked to the Kid, the Kid again look to the right and left and answer, Dad, I'll be F..... if I know, the father says to his son, listen we are not rich, we do not have much but we are F...... proud familly, if you signed the F.... think say so......
shane
6/20/2001
HEY 30 YEAR VET OLD MAN MIKE I KNOW YOU ARE READING SO RESPOND.IM BACK HOME NOW SPORTSMANS PARADISE.I HAD THE LAST CRAWFISH BOIL SUNDAY MISSED YALL THE LAST 3 TIMES.I HATED TO SEE YOU GO BUT YOU KNEW BETTER I SHOULD HAVE SINCE I SEEN 30 GUYS QUIT AND ANOTHER 10 OR SO GET RUN OFF.I WAS THE ONLY ONE DOING THE NEW BUILD ON THE ISLAND.TRUNK NODE EVERYTHING YOUWOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD.THEY HAD 5 GUYS WHO WAS TO BE THE BEST I SMOKED THEM THE FIRST DAY.THEN THEY RAN THEM OFF ALL HAND LOOPS.THE BOTTOM OF EVERY LOOP WAS KINKED SPLICED GEAR ON THE OUTPUT SIDETHE BEST HUH.NEW BUILD WHAT WHISTLES.FAT ASS JOHN YOU AINT SHIT LEARN TO SPKLICE OR GET OUT. BETTER YET GET OUT.IT SHOULD ONLY BE ABOUT A DAY BEFORE WHERE YOU ARE AT THEY RUN YOU OFF YOU AND YOUR CREW OF JOKES.NEW BUILD THEY HAD THE WORST LINEMEN IN THE BUISNESS. TAILS ON THE WRONG POLE KINKED CABLE EVERYTHING YOU COULD IMAGINE.EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT WHERE THEY ARE AT SHOULD GO TO HOUSTON THAT INCLUDES ALL THE SURROUNDING TOWNS.THAT IS THE MOST FUCKED JOB IN THE COUNTRY THAT IS A FACT.33CENTS YOU NEED $5 a foot for all that shit.old mike call me
Boracho
6/20/2001
Getting close to dark, an old boy was out field cleaning his buck he just shot, when a ranger approached. The ranger asked if he needed help cleaning the buck and the old boy said yeah, as it was getting close to dark. As the ranger was helping him, he could not see any marks on the deer from the bullet, noting it was a clean kill. The ranger asked the old boy, "How did he kill the buck.?" The old boy answered, "Well sir, I shot him right between the eyes, giving me a clean kill". The ranger agreed and kept on cleaning when he noticed a hole in the buck's hoof. He asked the old boy, "How did the buck get a hole in his front hooves?" The old boy answered, "Well sir, when I shined the light in his eyes, he put his hoofs up to block the light, and I shot him right between the eyes!" THIS IS FOR ALL THE OLD CABLDOGS WHO RULE TVLAND!
wesley
6/20/2001
well i'm female and a slicers wife and i love the jokes and don't mind the cussin an fussin. too late 2 b offended now. and 4 the record cablegobsucker my man could pound yer dick in th dirt any day of th week you say. doole you ol dawg good luck on your new project, tell cheryl hey and take care of that other brother and keep him outta trouble, kisses to pops and donnie. kelly
"WHITFIELD"
6/20/2001
A Woman walks into a church one day and goes up to the Priest,"Father I have a problem,I have two female talking Parrots but they only say one thing.""What do they say ?" the father asks.She replies,"They say Hi,were Prostitutes do you want to have some fun?""That is unheard of!" the Priest screamed.The Priest pauses for a moment and the says,"I may have the solution to your problem,I also have two talking Parrots,mine though are Male. I have taught them to pray and read the Bible, bring your two Parrots over to my home and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Jobe." She brings them over the next day and as soon as she walks in she sees Francis and Jobe in their cage praying. Impressed she walks over and lets her two Parrots into the cage. There is a stunned silence and the Woman and the Priest decided to leave Parrots be. Five minutes past quickly and the Woman and the Priest are sitting in the living room waiting, Francis and Jobe are going on with their ordinary tasks. About ten minutes after that the female Parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, were Prostitutes do you want to have some fun?" Francis and Jobe look at each other stunned, and all of a sudden Jobe calls out "FRANCIS PUT THE FUCKING BOOK AWAY, OUR PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED!"
BrokenSheath
6/20/2001
Much nicer atmosphere on here today :-) not one person got flamed or swore at!!!!!!
all the best everybody...cheers!
Getcha
6/20/2001
Shut up BrokenSh*t, ya stupid goof
nrb1
6/20/2001
Housewife calls 911. Help me I've got a calbleman in my yard I think he is hurt! 911 responds How do you know he is cableman? Lady says he has a cup of coffee in each hand and a hard-on!!!!
shane
6/20/2001
the prices have not changed the shady companies are keeping more for themselves.you have four or five subs working under a prime and the reason people do not get paid is because you have a bunch of lo lifes who arent used to having shit keep all the money.they get a few guys and invoice for a bunch of money and come up with some reason why they dont have it and cant get it right now.is what makes me mad is when a fly by night company forms and they put someone in charge of the pay who dont even know what a coring tool is much less splice.i think if we get rid of all the trash the jobs will get going.they hold your money for three weeks and get out of town.i dont blame the msos.would you want most of this trash in your yard?i am tired of being the only one working and having to support the so called management.a bunch of fat ass lazy young or old dumb asses.young punks who dont work. scared to climb but still get a check.you know who i am talking about.
