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Wet Cement
"Cable God"
11/23/2001
Well, my name is not chris whatever you said. But like I said earlier, everyone has a right to an opinion!!!
L DICK HEAD
11/23/2001
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASHOLES EVERYONE HAS ONE AND THEY ALL STINK, ASSWHIPS!
L DICK HEAD
11/23/2001
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Victor
11/24/2001
Subject: Deep thoughts ...Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive ...Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? ...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? ...If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? ----------------------------------------------------------------- ...There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. ----------------------------------------------------------------- ...If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? ...If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ...Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? ...Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ...If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? ...If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ...When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny? ...Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ...Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? ...When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? ...Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? ...Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? ...Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? ...Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? ..."I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? ...If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed. ...Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? ...What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? ...I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? ...Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? ...If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ...You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ...No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. ...Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? ...Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. ...If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? ...Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Something to think about over the holidays, Hey Doug at DC comm., Dave at JRD comm., Andy, John, Mike, Max, - hope you all and your families are having great holidays and good running. Hell everyone else in the cableworld too, everyone who gave me advice and carried me along in the beginning-thank you and happy holidays! Victor Solesky ex-splicer aka crazycutter
Budda
11/24/2001
:-} lmao!! alas some good humor. Thanks for the laugh,we all needed a good one.
pms
11/24/2001
THANKS VICTOR IT FELT GOOD TO LAUGH AT SOME REAL GOOD SINCE.
cwhorizons
11/24/2001
howdy!
Doug
11/24/2001
That's good Vic, got me and Teri going this evening, rains coming in, we decided to make a pot of chili, Gary I'll get you up here one of these days, take our time, I'll show you shit the tourists don't see, Give me a call when you get in,,,
pms
11/24/2001
HAY COWBOY WHATS UP?
Gary Vest
11/25/2001
Doug, I will be hitting the dusty trail today, so I'll call ya this afternoon. Hope everyone has a good week. Calling for rain 4 out 5 days for us. Later.