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"Cable God"
11/23/2001
Well, my name is not chris whatever you said. But like I said earlier, everyone has a right to an opinion!!!
L DICK HEAD
11/23/2001
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASHOLES EVERYONE HAS ONE AND THEY ALL STINK, ASSWHIPS!
L DICK HEAD
11/23/2001
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Victor
11/24/2001
Subject: Deep thoughts
...Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little
bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive
...Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers are known
as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ?
...If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one
enjoys it?
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...There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at
Hooters.
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...If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
...If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
...Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
...Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
...If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
...If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
...When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
two cents in . . . what
happens to the other penny?
...Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
...Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?
...When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
...Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a race car not called a
racist?
...Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
...Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
...Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
..."I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence?
...If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be
delighted, musicians denoted, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,
and dry cleaners
depressed.
...Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
...What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
...I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
...Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write
to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for
them while they deliver the mail?
...If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?
...You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
...No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
...Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
...Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
went nuts.
...If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
...Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Something to think about over the holidays,
Hey Doug at DC comm., Dave at JRD comm., Andy, John, Mike, Max, - hope you all and your families are having great holidays and good running.
Hell everyone else in the cableworld too, everyone who gave me advice and carried me along in the beginning-thank you and happy holidays!
Victor Solesky
ex-splicer aka crazycutter
Budda
11/24/2001
:-} lmao!! alas some good humor.
Thanks for the laugh,we all needed a good one.
pms
11/24/2001
THANKS VICTOR IT FELT GOOD TO LAUGH AT SOME REAL GOOD SINCE.
cwhorizons
11/24/2001
howdy!
Doug
11/24/2001
That's good Vic, got me and Teri going this evening, rains coming in, we decided to make a pot of chili, Gary I'll get you up here one of these days, take our time, I'll show you shit the tourists don't see, Give me a call when you get in,,,
pms
11/24/2001
HAY COWBOY WHATS UP?
Gary Vest
11/25/2001
Doug, I will be hitting the dusty trail today, so I'll call ya this afternoon. Hope everyone has a good week. Calling for rain 4 out 5 days for us. Later.
