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doug
8/3/2001
heard a funny joke the other night, this old couple were sitting out on their porch and she says, " honey what's the first thing you thought of when we first met?" the old man looks over and says, "my first thought was that I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry", she says "well what do you think now?, the old man smiles and says, "I think I did a good job".
dammitman
8/3/2001
A forty year old man goes to the doctor for his check up and the doc says, " I have good and bad news, first you only have a limited number of erections that you can have for the rest of your life, the good news is we know the number is 25, knowing this, you can plan how to use them before they're all gone."
The man goes home to his wife and tells her the news, she thinks for a minute then says "we need to make a schedule to use them so we can have great sex each time." He say's "I already made a schedule, you're not on it."
"WHITFIELD"
8/3/2001
Good Morning all,Doug that was a good one(LMAO).I got a call from a friend of mine last night,9:30 and I was already in bed I must be getting "OLD"! Anyway it was Lee Jordan,he said they were pulling fiber in topsil beach.He is one of my friends that got ripped off.He said they had got him for 20 g's worth and Richard Sasser for ten G's and Joe Baldwin for 10 G's also.He said the thefts occured on three different nights.Let me tell you thief ,if your reading this "YOU GOT SOME BALLS" Lee said he would put the reward at 5 grand for his stuff,he would talk to Joe and Richard,and see if he could up the anty.In memory of Alan Mercer that died just down the road from Joe's place there on Hwy 17,hanging strand for Joe!! You have got the wrong bloodhound on your ass now M.F. You better dig a hole and bury what you stole,because if you don't I'm going to find you,and you damn well better hope the law finds you before I do.I apologize to everyone for my comments on this but as I said yesterday I hate a "LOW LIFE THIEF" I hope everbody has a great day and makes Big $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$44 See Ya
doug
8/3/2001
Reminds me of another joke I heard years ago on Paul Harvy, This man was at a class reunion when he discovered that his wallet was missing, he got up on the band stand, got everyone's attention then anounced that he had mis placed his wallet with $1300.00 and he offered a reward, "I'll give $300 to the person that finds it" just then a voice rings out from the crowd, " I'll give you $500.00!",,,,,
Brett
8/3/2001
Doug Send me a price sheet, got the van and the hooks email me at BmtcommLLC@*****.com Im always looking
"WHITFIELD"
8/3/2001
Ok, I'm the M-F 'THIEF" I set this hole thing up to cash in on the ins. money and I got caught. Sometimes I wonder how stupid I can get. Some of you are under the impression that I know something..I DON'T. I only know enuff to get you in trouble. I'm a loud mouth no-good cheating guy who will screw you in a heart beat. As far as me having sex with aminals, well, what can I say. If you see wwhat I'm married to, a billy goat would look good to you to..... LOL the old lady is gonnna kill me for that one but seriously, I need a job.. anyone out there need a helper. I can fetch things good and I can run and get supplies or 'quipment. I just can't leagally drive for another year till I get my lic. back and I complete my 1000 hours of community service and I get through with 'work-release'. Man, these peopel in NC are tuff and they don't know that we cable dawgs can do what ever we want. Hell, I'm almost living proof. Well, y'all have a good day and make some $$$. I'll be back in the real world as soon as I can. "WHITFIELD"
"WHITFIELD"
8/3/2001
Glad for some reason I decided to check back,thanks imposter,when are you going to get my ip address!! You are such a childish individual! Do you play with toys in your sand box when your mommy won't let you on the computer????????
"WHITFIELD"
8/3/2001
There ain't no imposter. Just li'l old red neck hick me doing my thing to get attention. Fry my hyde daddy, I've been a bad boy today. Do you know what you get when you order a 7 course dinner at my house?? a 6 pack of beer and a potatoe. LOL maybe if you're luck the ol' lady will get you some beans for disert. Well, I need to get back to doing what I do best.. NOTHGING 'sept watch Kaptain Cangeroo and taking my kid to 4th grade lader. I do that everyday cuz we're inthe same class. Ok my followers, make some big $$$ "WHITFIELD"
"WHITFIELD"
8/3/2001
Your're a sick puppy that needs to get a life of your own,imposter!! Seek some help!!
nrb1
8/3/2001
That particular ip address has appeared before under another name. the last 2 numbers are different but 64.12.102 has appeared before,I have no idea if this would prove anything,I'd leave that up to the hackers of the world we seem to have many.....
