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Gaffmatic
5/21/2001
Tarzan was swinging thru the trees when he missed his target. As he fell thirty feet down a tree, a branch poked out an eye. As he continued falling, a limb took off an arm. When he hit the ground, a tree stump took off his member. As he was laying un-conscious, a jungle tribe was cruising the grounds, and found him. The chief immediately instructed his braves to go find his missing body parts. Days later, they returned with the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and the member of an elephant(as they could not find Tarzan's true body parts).These the tribal witch doctor fixed onto Tarzan. Months later, as the tribe was cruising the jungles, they came upon Tarzan swinging thru the trees. The chief asked Tarzan how his adoptive body parts were doing. Tarzan said, "This eye....I can see like an eagle. It's great. This arm? I can swing thru a bunch of bananas, and grab as many as I want in a single swoop." The chief says, "What about your, umm, you know?". Tarzan says, "Oh, that? It's great, chief. Could'nt ask for one better. Only thing is, when I swing too close to the ground, the damn thing always scoops up a bunch of grass, and tries to shove it up my ass!".
dammitman
5/21/2001
ya better watch out, ya better not cry.
Better not pout I'm tellin' why,
Ol' Grim Reapers' comin' to town.
He see's you when you's splicin'
He see's you when you sweep
he'll take your soul right from you,
without a single peep!
dammitman
5/21/2001
Jeez, I was so scared when I read that posting from Grim Reaper that I pee'd myself just a little, then I remembered something scarier than that. The plant manager has taken over the upgrade, we is all going to hell.
Some fokkin foca!!!!
5/21/2001
Wow now we have people who cast spells on other folks now on this site.Ass kissin will get you no where,nnjbjh or whatever,well for 7 yrs it did then you turned into your NATURAL self and they did nt like it,Holy shit batman welcome to catv,gooooh guess you have been n the dark for 7yrs.Gotta b on your toes 24/7 in this buis dude sorry you were terminated,now go for your calling,you know where you should of been already long time ago!!!!!Yeh im a Forecast dude,not.Laterrr youll b cool!!
mikrtob cable were r u
5/21/2001
Mikrob were r u
mikrtob cable were r u
5/21/2001
Robbie moore
Robbie Moore Where r u
5/21/2001
hey bud what happening u still in sc email me or call me
Lana
5/21/2001
hey "fokker". First of all, where the heck did
you come up with that name? It's really Fokked
up!
secondly, You should go back and re-read that
posting you referr to. You misunderstood. I
was NOT talking about myself on that subject.
Ask someone who can actually read to do it 4
u.Third, Yes I am a Christian, but I am not
your typical pretend to be perfect idiot.
We are all sinners here on earth. Becomming
a believer does not mean becomming prefect.
That is reserved as a reward in Heaven.
I would have thought I'd get more ribbing from
bein' a hillbilly. We all have our stressed
out days here in the cable world.
I'm not passing judgment on anyone.
If you need someone to whip up on verbally,
glad I could do my part. LOL
B4 u go preaching missinformation, perhaps
you should reconsider YOUR screen name?
I was only conveying to the peeps that I in no way
consider myself prefect. Just another sinning mortal
trying to put a word in here and there. Words are something I
pray about.
Eddie Money sucked. couldn't remember the words to his own
songs, even tho he had them on stage. He was drunk on something
when he came on.He did the old audience sing along thing so much
that they were doing the concert! What a disapointment. His
band was great though...............
BTW, back to the postings.
I don't know where it came from or where it went! LOL
I was bored. It started off in my mind with some meaning
but I guess it got lost somewhere. So now you get another rambling.
School will b out this week. You probably won't see much of me here after that.
We will all be on the road, digging in the dirt and loving it.
gotta go. Prosperity to all...........
SplicerLife4me
5/21/2001
y'all would think that someone that owns someone elses soul, that they would own the gift of spelling so they dont get the wrong soul! summon, not somon! lmao!
dan maxwell
5/21/2001
yo,nhbnj, get a life puke,your the last person anyone would work for or allongside of, its people like you that make our insh.., go to the roof, you say you want to make it safe in the industry, well you can; stay the fuck out of it, good bye;.....
