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Gerald Whitfield
5/6/2000
Hey Doug,If you would tell Steve I lost his #,and give him mine252-###-#### or-###-#### home,or252-###-#### cell.(THANKS)
Before I close I got a joke for everyone.
What was the last thing Bill Clinton said to Monica ? He told her he only wanted her to lick his erection,not wreck his election.
"WHITFIELD" See Ya!!!!!
Gaffmatic
5/6/2000
Hello, Whitfields! We have four children...a boy just turned three, a set of twin girls turning six in August, and a nine-year old who thinks she's nineteen. No matter how much we watch them and censor them, the influence they receive and are under at school and away from the home are out of our control. When I hear something they bring home, I listen, then correct or laugh. Mrs. Whitfield, feel no shame or embarassment. Kids will be kids, and the lessons at home are ever-lasting. God be with you all, take it easy on the little man. He has it going on.
Eric the Red
5/7/2000
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN
HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY.
"FIX THE LIGHT? NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T
CLOSE RIGHT." TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
"FINE," SHE SAYS "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE
STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK."
"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX
STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!"
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE
HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS
ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS
WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. "HONEY,
HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND
CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED
WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"
SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO........ DO YOU SEE BETTY
CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" :O)
(The Red's Ball & Chain)
Cliff Sanders
5/7/2000
Hey Joe Joe what's going on in Florida. Lost your number. Give me a call when you get time,262-###-####. Tell April and the kids Sharon and I said hello.
pro cable serv.
5/7/2000
IS THAT THE JOE BROWN THAT USE TO WORK IN NEW ORLEANS
ABOUT 1.5 YRS AGO FOR FIBER TECH?
harry jett
5/7/2000
Hey Cliff....you still working it out up there,
when you gonna wrap up your vacation job and come to Texas for a real experience....turbo
Joe Brown
5/7/2000
Not the Joe Brown from Fibertech. We are "INTECH" Integrated Technology HFC/Broadband.
pro cable serv.
5/7/2000
JOE BROWN, I BET EVERYONE GETS YOU MIXED UP WITH HIM
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
Ken
5/7/2000
Joe Brown, at least your name isn't Joe Bates. If it were you'd have to get out of cable. Fast.
Cliff Sanders
5/7/2000
Hey Harry got things running so smooth they don't even miss me when I'm not there. Be more than glad to come give you a hand if you need it.
