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Gerald Whitfield
5/6/2000
My son just came in and said Dad I just heard some new jokes.I said alright lets hear them.Check them out;What do you call a woman with pig tails? A Blowjob with handle bars.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A rooster with a 45ft. dick that is just dieing to reach out and touch someone.
How do you piss off winny the poo ? Stick your finger in his honey!!!!! (LOL) I told him not bad for an 11 year old cable dog.
"WHITFIELD"
Gaffmatic
5/6/2000
The internet...can't say it face-to-face, use the internet. Cheaper than a phone bill, and obviously cheaper than a hospital bill. Otherwise, we wouldn't be reading these vain postings each time we visit this site. Live it up, dudes. This is apparently solving all your problems.
Doug
5/6/2000
Hey Whitfield, I can get Steve Fleming for ya, where do you want me to point him??
SplicerLife4me
5/6/2000
hey funny stuff whitfield. my wife however was more annoyed about the fact that they came from an 11 year old more than the jokes themselves.
Doug
5/6/2000
Now I have a favor, Lacy Hamilton, anybody seen him??
SplicerLife4me
5/6/2000
i still thought it was funny tho!
SplicerLife4me
5/6/2000
lmao
Gaffmatic
5/6/2000
Where are you, Slick?
Gerald Whitfield
5/6/2000
For anyone who reads these jokes, my son was sent these jokes on e-mail. But if you have children, then you might know they hear worse things on the school bus. That does not mean that I approve of them!!!!!!!!!!!!Mrs. Whitfield
Gerald Whitfield
5/6/2000
Has anybody got a dog house I can stay in for awhile,the wife is going off.Truthfully I'd rather my son be able to tell me anything than to hide things from me ,the way so many kids do for their parents.If the parents of the kids at Columbine had known their children better maybe there would never have been a massacre,,but I still don't blame their parents,I blame society and peer pressure.I have four children and thank God their good kids.Until two years ago when I went back on the road,I coached all kinds of childrens and youth sports,I was President of T-Ball for 4years,I have alot of experience with children, youths,parents,etc.,people in general.If you don't maintain an open relationship like mine,you might loose one,and personally that would kill this dad.
"WHITFIELD"
