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Vodsquad
10/4/2001
Carole, I must add that those are not men. I saw video on the news of these "men" beating women with a stick. No "man" raises his hand to women. It made me sick. We are dealing with an altogether different world. I just hope not not too many innocent people die, when the time comes. We must move on them, because they will not stop until we stop them. Sad, but true.
H.C.Boler
10/5/2001
S.P. IT IS SPELLED EVEN.
Steve
10/5/2001
Big Jeff, Give me a call. What are you doing these days? cmrent@*****.com
satellitepatrol
10/5/2001
i want to thank everyone for their orders so far. i also have the emails of everyone who posted to go with these for only an additional 99.95 . dont delay make my day and buy anyway.
WHITFIELD
10/6/2001
Thanks Super Dave for posting the letter under General topics.I agree it is a must read for all AMERICANS!
LUMBER JACK
10/6/2001
It's a great posting and a wonderful civics lesson Dave.. but who had the time to call GW and explain it to him? Time to get in lockstep with the program people, this a time for serious people and the wannabes will be rearing their ugly heads looking for attention... pay no never mind to them, stick with proven leaders, stick with REAL Americans, stick with people who have something to offer. God Bless America, and God Bless George Bush and the American fighting men and woman and all others who help us defeat the enemy NO MATTER WHERE THEY LIVE!
Gerald Whitfield
10/6/2001
This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, "Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?" The man said "No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She said, 'I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.'"
So I said, "How about a little head?"
Gerald Whitfield
10/6/2001
Thats one for you lumber crack fruit!!
Gerald Whitfield
10/6/2001
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man
around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would
squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the
lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of
juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over timebut
nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in, wearing
thick glasses and a polyester suit.
"I'd like to try the bet," he said in a tiny, squeaky voice. After the
laughter had died down, the bartender grabbed a lemon, and
squeezed away. He handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the
little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man
clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000 and asked the
little man what he did for a living. Was he a lumberjack, or a
weightlifter, or what?
"I work for the IRS."
Gerald Whitfield
10/6/2001
That one is for all us tax paying americans,thanks to jokes.com keep them coming!
