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Larry
7/21/2001
Whitfield, you're a dope. Why are you wasting everyone time? Why don't you get your gun, go into your outhouse and DO THE RIGHT THING!
"WHITFIELD"
7/21/2001
THAT'S IT MUTHER FOCKERS, I'VE HAD IT. I'M GETTING OUT OF THE CABLE BUSINESS FOR GOOD. MY GREAT GREAT UNCLE OF MY STEP MUTHER WAS A BRAIN STURGON SO THAT QUALIFIES ME AS A DUCKTOR. NOW, WITCH ONE OF YOU WILL BE MY 1st PATENT?
nrb1
7/21/2001
Whitfield I dont know if that was a true story but it was a damn funny one. I'll probably chuckle about that one the rest of the day.Anyhow I'm goin to see if me and the boy can get the fish to bite.Later ....
Man in Black #3
7/21/2001
LOL!!!!
"WHITFIELD"
7/21/2001
The doc told me that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. I decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"I spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. I couldn't do it in his office. I thought about the restroom, but that was too open. I considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.Finally, I realized his solution. On my way home, I pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. I got out and crawled underneath as if I was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, I undid his pants and started to masturbate.
I closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As I grew closer to orgasm, I felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose my mental fantasy or the orgasm, I kept my eyes shut and replied, "What?" I heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" I replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
KC
7/21/2001
Anyone thinking of splicing in SouthBend, don't. The project is f*cked. They expect new build specs on retro runs. This project was suppose to be done this summer, and it's not even half completed. Save yourself some greif and forget southbend.
SplicerLife4me
7/21/2001
do i know your brother??? no...does taco have anything to do with this??? no...so why drag them into your shit???!!! you wanna kick my ass??? go for it...i aint stopped you yet...some kind of mentality you have...would rather go to jail than work and make a living for your family and being there for your kids...yea, your the smart mature one here (it is to laugh)...
"WHITFIELD"
7/21/2001
To All,I don't Know you are hack using my Name,I have not posted since 6:34 AM,To the CABLE BAR EITHER FIND THIS LOOSE CANNON
"WHITFIELD"
7/21/2001
TO THE WEBMASTER,WHEN I FIND YOU DAMN THE LAW!!
"WHITFIELD"
7/21/2001
HERE IT IS FIVE GRAND TO ANYONE WHO CAN PROVE WHO THE MAN USING MY NAME .TO The SICK SOB YOU BETTER HOPE THE LAW FINDS YOU BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!
