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K.Zuna
7/3/2001
BUERAU?? OHHH I get it...Cajun...lmao..
C. Martin
7/4/2001
The traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.
Realizing he needed a trim before the next day's meeting, he
called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on
the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down
the hall is a vending machine that should serve your
purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate
machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the
opening. Moments later, he pulled out his head and surveyed
his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign which read,
"Manicures - 25 cents."
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He inserted twenty-five
cents, and stuck his hands into the slot. Moments later, he
pulled them out and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign which read, "This Machine
Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives -
50 cents."
The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents, then
unzipped his fly and stuck his *enis into the opening. The
machine started buzzing, and the guy let out a shriek of
agony. Moments later, the machine shut off and, with
trembling hands, the salesman withdraw his *enis to find
button sewn to the tip.
C. Martin
7/4/2001
Sorry guys I couldn't help myself ;)
"WHITFIELD"
7/4/2001
Good morning all,I sure am glad to see all of the work starting to appear in the contract section on the bar,especially for splicers. Hawkeye,I read what you posted yesterday,I can't stand any S.O.B. that beats good people out of a dime.I guess I've been lucky,I,ve only been beet twice since"79".When I read it,It made me long for the old days.If I didn't have kids to live for,I fix the basturd for you,give me about five minutes and some 220 voltage that bring out the truth real quick.I'd know if he had the money to pay you!!! If he didn't he'd find it.Go to the gun store,ask for a five pack of BRI SABBOT 12 ga.For those of you that don't know what this is.It is a 447 grain projectile capable of going through 1/4" plate steel.If you ever saw the movie years back called alliean nation,anyway,this guy has a 10 shot HK and this other guy trys to hide from him on the other side of a car,he starts blowing holes through her,till he finally get him.I call it the you can run but cannot hide shell.Just give him an empty shell casing remerber this no fingerprints,no witnesses he'll pay .People usally pay when thier life is involved.Go ahead say I'm crazy,You DAMN right I am, but I'm sane crazy.You do right by me and I'll do right by you.You cost me a dime I'll cost you a dollar if I have to lie and wait 20 years.I don't beat people out of money and hate the ones that do.I've got your back any time you need it (Hawkeye's).Tonite aginst my wifes wishes I'm going to tell everyone how I got to be the way I am,and no they won't be able to lock me up for it,because the law already knows everything I'm going to write.(COP) your times coming,and you know who I'm talking to and what I'm talking about.To everyone else hope everbody has a great day and makeBIG $$$$$$$$$$$SeeYa
satellitepatrol
7/4/2001
i am planning this summers vacation and was thinking about going to the east. has anyone heard the start date of the festival in boston? iheard it very popular there it follows the heritage of the town, its called the brown bubble in the tub get away day. please answer with all serious replies only.
"WHITFIELD"
7/4/2001
Had to take a break,its hot outside here.Hey Big Joe Brown,in about another week listen outside,when here that desiel pull up,and you look out the window and see that double cab Ford,tell April pack your bag,cause you're going with me to go make that Big Money!!! and to the (COP) that wasn't a threat I made you,its a promise.That is the good thing about the legal system,it can work for you or against you.You just should have never played the game.
dcole
7/4/2001
Derek Cole looking for Chris Rice & Chad Marsh
HearMeNow!!
7/4/2001
Satellite patrol, do yourself a favor and stay away from Boston, nothing but traffic, rude people and bunch of bull shit. You wanna go east go to Maine, the Cape, NH, anywhere's but Boston. Sucks there, really sucks when you have to work there too.
HearMeNow!!
7/4/2001
By the way this is a serious reply.
Allen J. Ruiz
7/4/2001
This site used to be a forum for professionals in my business to exchange ideas and resources. Now it just sucks. Peace/Out
