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dammitman
6/30/2001
remember when a lid was a lid and an ounce was an ounce one was $15.00 the other was $20.00, ya always knew yer dealer, measured by weight or "fingers" i.e. three finger bag, four finger bag..Ya could clean the seeds and stems out using the "Grand Funk Live" album cover and wonder sometimes if you'd ever have enough pot to fill the rolling paper included in the "Cheech and Chong" Big Bambu album or if you'll ever afford all the shag carpet you need to finish customizing your Dodge van or if anyone really notices that all four tires are different brands or that the 8-track player in the Pioneer "Super Tuner" doesn't work or that you're not really paranoid that people or "the man" really are out to get you, wait, was that a knock at the door???? Oh shit!!! CHEESE IT, THE FUZZ!! IT'S A BUST!!
Joe Blow
6/30/2001
dammitman, You failed to mention the 714's that put the big dent in the front of the van, or the trails caused by the orange barrels.And ya can't forget the ZAP comic books or the first x rated cartoon Fritz the cat...
Joe Blow
6/30/2001
The road goes on forever, and the party never ends.... Robert Earl Keen
"WHITFIELD"
6/30/2001
Good morning all,I couldn't log on last night,or the night before,maybe they have been working on the site,or maybe the is too many people trying to get on here I don't know.I was outside last night looking at the sky when I saw the third flying saucer I've seen in my life.I always wondered why the goverment won't realse the truth to the public.You might ask,how do I figure it was a saucer.Well let me tell you I have never seen an airplane capable of making turns so abruptly at that rate of speed.I personally don't think the human body could withstand the g's these things have got to pull.The first one I ever saw was when I was 16yrs old,it was at night and it was only 500 yrds away,its embedded in my memory because it scared the hell out of me.I have a friend who is a veternarian,one day some how we got on the subject,Doc told me shortly after completing college he was on a vacation,they were travling through New Mexico,he said one came down and flew paralell to him driving down the highway for fifteen minutes in the day time.It scared him too.I was just wondering has any one else had such an encounter?See Ya
satellitepatrol
6/30/2001
oh yes now i remember mushrooms
Swampkid
6/30/2001
I think its time to Stop Drinking!
"WHITFIELD"
6/30/2001
Good morning all,I couldn't log on last night,or the night before,maybe they have been working on the site,or maybe the is too many people trying to get on here I don't know.I was outside last night looking at the sky when I saw the third flying saucer I've seen in my life.The 1st one I saw landed im my front yard and I was abducted and put through all sorts of anal probes. It was painful at first but I beared down and it got easier and easier to the point where it was fun and even relaxing.. I loved the shit out it!!! They implanted a transmitter in my rectum so that I can send and transmit the TRUTH about what's going on in the world. I am 1 of 5 people who are trusted with this top secret information.. me, Richard Nixon, Woody Allen Mike Tyson and Clark Kent. We threw out The Incredible Hulk because he turned out to be a RAT for the Evil Empire. Because of my bravery I was rewarded with 'special knowledge' that I can share with my fellow cable dawgs.. and I get special instructions threw my ass on what to do.. like last night I started dancing like a chicken in the middle of a resturaunt. This is some heavy shit!!!! Well, I need to pay homage our Lord and God 'Ziggy' for delivering me to you.. I AM YOUR LEADER.. I AM THE GRIM REAPER AND I AM THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE!!!! I always wondered why the goverment won't realse the truth to the public.You might ask,how do I figure it was a saucer.Well let me tell you I have never seen an airplane capable of making turns so abruptly at that rate of speed.I personally don't think the human body could withstand the g's these things have got to pull.The 20th time I saw it was when I was 16yrs old,it was at resess at school and it was only 500 yrds away,its embedded in my memory because it scared the hell out of me. So I headed back to my 4th grade home room class where my Alian teacher told me 'it's allright Jerry' It's all in your head!!!I have a friend who is a veternarian, that's a doctor who works on animals) one day some how we got on the subject,VelDar (his 1st name) told me shortly after completing college he was on a vacation,they were travling through a space-time-continue-um,he said one came down and flew paralell to him driving down the highway for fifteen minutes in the day time.It scared him too.I was just wondering has any one else had such an encounter?See Ya "WHITFIELD"
"WHITFIELD"
6/30/2001
Thank you hack.What a poor pathetic life you must have,that you have taken it apon yourself to come on here and try to be me.Why don't you go get a life of your own.As of Monday I will contact the proper authorites in Washington D.C.then we will see how well you fare ,I am done playing with you,I am tired of waiting on the site abuse people to handle this.We'll see what the FCC has to say.I an sorry that you have forced me to take this measure.I apologize to everyone for any inconvience this may cause.I do not know what kind of reprocusion this will bring,but I will have to live with it.I would like to thank Yahoo and the web master of this site and hope it continues to be here.SeeYa
dammitman
6/30/2001
I've seen the saucers!!! Been to the center of the earth too...never, ever, try to eat spaghetti while on acid. It refuses to cooperate an just pisses off the waitress
Gary Vest
6/30/2001
Damn! Been on the road for three weeks and I believe it would take me that long just to catch up in here. WOW! There is some seriously funny shit posted. Talk about cheap entertainment! I have a good for you dawgs. I had my splice bucket bounce off my truck a couple weeks ago, and a construction foreman picked it up, and my tools, on his way back up the road. Well, the guy denies finding it, but that good old gut feeling told me otherwise. A couple of days later, this asswipe calls me and tells me that one of the guys on his crew had found them and that, after firing him, he heard the guy had some tools for sale. He goes and checks them out and they turn out being mine, so he allegedly buys them from him for 200.00 He tells me he needs the 200.00 for my tools, so I meet him at the warehouse and stroll in with a bell wrench in one hand and a utility knife in the other and ask the fuckwad where my tools are at and proceeded to take them, told him to go to hell, didn't give him a fucking penny and dared him to do something about it. Can you believe that shit? Fucking tried to extort me for my own tools. What a goober. I knew it wasn't someone on his crew cause they were still working when he and I stopped to discuss a design change and then he went on the way I had come down, to go turn in paperwork. Turns out he had spent his petty cash they gave him to get to Indiana and I guess this was the scam he was gonna try to get the funds to make it there. What the fuck is the world coming to? Well, time to head back to Kentucky and see what happens next! Y'all have a good week. Oh, and Paige Butler, Dana is trying to get ahold of you. Believe he wants to see if you want to swing over to Kentucky. Things are shaping up real nice now. Give me a call at828-###-####. I can't seem to catch you on the numbers you gave me. Hey Doug, August is coming soon, so I'll be calling you here in a couple of weeks. Later all.
