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Wet Cement
Doug
10/7/2000
This guy is talking to his therapist about premature ejaculation, and the doctor says what you have to do is startle yourself when you think this is about to happen, well the guy is driving home thinking about this and he passes this sporting goods store and he gets an idea, he stops and picks himself up a starting pistol. When he gets home he finds his wife in bed naked waiting for him so he jumps in with her well they get fooling around and end up in the 69 position when he feels the urge coming on, so so grabs his pistol and fires a couple rounds! The next day his therapist calls him and asked how everything went? Not to good! the guy says, first of all she shit on my forhead, bit 3 inches of my dick off and this naked bastard jumped out of my closet with his hands in the air!!!
george c fack
10/7/2000
looking for m.c.i. in san louis obesbo, calif. area can anybody help me
SUPERMAN
10/7/2000
flinhouse, Please go away, you Raciest A**Hole!
vic
10/7/2000
This lady walks into a sex shop and says,"Wheres all the dildos!?" The guy says,"over on the wall". She says," I'll take the red one!" and he says," No lady, NEXT to the fire extinguisher!"
SplicerLife4me
10/7/2000
yobie, if your working for those prices in-house, then i was the one screwed on prices for pottsville pa. if those are the prices and you have your own truck, then your being screwed. watch your back.
flinhouse
10/7/2000
NOPE
flinhouse
10/7/2000
SUPERDUD as far as my email address goes, it is mine. What it says for MediaOne is, hey, "I sold this guy 2 way service"! You see back in the days someone came up with the idea of free speech. Something about The Bill of Rights and The Constitution allows me to read, print or say what I want to. You are aware of the First Amendment right? This is all I will say on this subject as I will not debate a subject with which you are so uneducated about. If you don't like what I have to say...don't read it.
Doug
10/7/2000
Yeah.
Dennis W. Wootton
10/7/2000
Plenty of work in Houston, and all over Texas. Ain't as hot's it was in the summer. Hell, what am I talking about? Summer's the only season we have.
SUPERMAN
10/7/2000
flinhouse, With your ignorance and unthoutfull (tasteless jokes) I`d bet you don`t even have a high school song or diploma.Or I`m sorry, here it is : I`m an A**Hole, I screw cousins, and roadkill is dinner. As for the constitution, ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL ! Except you I guess, Your one of those idiots that thinks your skin color makes you better. Think again, in this case you`re much worse!