6. Wherever you show up for work, your a week too early.
7. Wire stretchers, skyhooks and pails of air are common tools of the trade.
8. An empty jug of cleaner has several uses left.
9. Start time is 6:00 a.m, quitting time is 6:00 a.m.
10. Jeans never hardly ever cover all the butt crack, especially when working UG.
Sorry cuscomm couldn't resist...