Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the
beach and picked it up. Suddenly,
a female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said "Master, may I
grant you one wish?"
"Hey, don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me
nuthin'" barked Bin Laden.
The genie pleaded "but Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to this bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then,
grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said "Okay, okay, I
wanna wake up with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just
do it!"
Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed, "Now leave me alone!"
The
annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared back in to the
bottle.
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya
Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken
and
he had no health insurance.
Later,
