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I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really  preachers since they have no church. 
When I heard Al Sharpton was  guest  preacher at a black  Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and  see what it was all about.  
 
I sat  down and Sharpton came up to me,.  I don't know why, maybe it was because I was  the only white person in the Church. 
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of  Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."  
I told him I was not  paralyzed. 
He came back and  laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing: "By the will of Jesus  the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."  
Again I told him there is  nothing wrong with me. 
After  the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been  stolen!
    
    
 
            