NOOOOOOO this is a really good one . Maybe .49 for gallon Gas .59 for diesel And they pump it, and check the oil , tires, belts, fuel filter. air filter. etc.for free heck they will be the "last man there right"?. $1.99 for a double big mac combo with extra large fries and Drink ,and a apple pie or two for free, and they bring it to the table and clean it up when you're finishe. Lets say .59 for a cold two liter pepsi. and they throw in a cup of ice, a snickers and a full massage for free.

But seriously if I couldn't give them what they want for what they want to pay I wouldn't do the work. My name is more important to me than that. Good luck hope you can laugh at the simile.