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Virgin test



Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and his
blushing bride has declared she is a virgin.
So, he asks his family doctor how he could
tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three
things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself..........
Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a
small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these
things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on
your wedding night, you paint one of your balls
red and the other ball blue.......... If she says,
'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did
see.......', you hit her with the shovel."
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