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In a Bar

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,



"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, everybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"



Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding, I'm a Democrat too! What state are you from?"
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