I've heard this story since I got into CATV. Someone was drilling inside or outside, drilled through a dog or cat, maybe a wedding dress.
Think up another lie.
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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