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Senior
health care solution
according to Maxine


Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen
and the government says
no health care for you,
what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone
65 years or older
a gun and 4 bullets.

Your are allowed to shoot
2 senators
and
2 representatives.

Of Course,
this means you will be sent
to prison where you will
get 3 meals a day,
a roof over your head,
and all the health care
you need!

New teeth,
no problem.

Need glasses,
great.

New hip,
knees,
kidney,
lungs,
heart?
All covered.

And who will be paying
for all of this?

The same government
that just told you
that you are too old
for health care.

Plus,
because you
are a prisoner,
you don't have to pay
any stoopid old
income taxes
anymore.

IS THIS A
GREAT COUNTRY
OR WHAT?!
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