Well, to start off with you need lots of money, lots of coke, and free access to hookers....after you get those 3 nailed down, then come ask what's next.
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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