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This guy goes into a nut shop."he stutters badly,he says to the clerk, 'I'd l-l-like to b-buy a pound of n-n-nuts.' The clerk says, Yes, sir we have some very nice Brazil nuts at eight dollars a pound.' The guy says, N-n-no, that's t-t-too hight.' So the clerk says,'I've also got some nice almonds at seven dollars a pound.' The guy says, N-n-no, that's t-t-too high,t-t-too.'So the clerk says,'I've got some peanuts at four dollars a pound,'and the guy says,F-f-fine.'the clerk weighs out the peanuts,puts them in a bag,and the guy pays for them. The guy says,Th-thank you,and I also
w-w-want to th-thank you for n-n-not m-m-mentioning m-m-my
im-p-p-pediment.' The clerk says, 'that's quite all right,sir, and I want to thank you for not mentioning my deformity.' The guy says,'wh-what d-d-deformity?' The clerk says,'Well,I have a very large nose.'
The guy says, 'Oh, is that your n-n-nose? Your n-n-nuts are so high, I th-thought it was your p-p-pecker.'
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