I ever see something like that again, I'll call up the CIA, FBI, NSA, GW, and Area 51 and tell them about you, Duck. But seriously, don't ever, ever...ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...do that again.
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.