My wife sent this to me - thought you guys might like it:
For some time many of us have wondered just who is the guy called Jack Schitt ?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt".
Well, as a result of many hours of genealogicaal research on my part, you now will be able to respond in an intellectual way with history to support you.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the famous fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They only had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dum Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married over 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
But Noe later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous married name and was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Lodda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horase Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now you know the story of the entire family named Schitt, from Shinola, TX so when someone tells you "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can tell them this entire story to let them know you really know the Schitts.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Who Is Jack Schitt?
Member #: 52488
Registered: 5/13/2007
Posted:
19
Name:
Neal
Company:
self
Occupation:
installer
Location:
upstate of SC
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