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Once Apon a Blond

It was my last day at the jet ski shop and in strolls this hot looking blonde woman and her boyfriend , she should have been a comeidan . Mr Cottle who is eighty and his son Rowland who is my age and myself enjoyed her humor . She says you wanna see me touch my sex organ to my shoulder (were're thinking we were about to see this hot lady wrap herself up like a pretzel ) so we answer most deffinately , she tilts her head a little bit and touches her toung to her shoulder and laughfs , Then she says . Have you ever wondered what a womans butt is doing while she is having an orgasm , She answers he's home watching the kids . After that she says do you know why women don't fart , she answers because they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up any pressure . For the topper she says can you tell me what three two letter words a woman uses to describe a mans penius when its too small ( we stood there puzzled ) she breaks out laughfing an says " IS , IT , IN " We were tore up , she was too funny . I had to share these with everyone . Duck
I'd rather live my life believeing there is God and die to find out their isn't . Than to live my life as if their wasn't God and die to find out there is ! WHITFIELD
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