For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
>> >   father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this 
>> > House
> is
>> >   $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can 
>> > afford
> it."
>> >   The next day, the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door
>> >   with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little
> Joseph
>> >   told him; "I was walking past your room last night And heard you
> telling
>> >   Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait 
>> > because
> she was
>> >   coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
>> >   $280,000 mortgage & no bike."
    
    