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I got a joke

The doctor comes into the waiting room and confronts a man whose wife is in horrible condition. The doctor says I have good news and I have bad news...The man says give me the bad news first, that way I have something to look forward to. The doctor says ok the bad news is: Your wife is not going to die as expected, she's going to live a good 20 or 30 years more, but ,she is going to be bed ridden for the rest of her time..She is going to have to be fed every meal, you will have to take her to the rest room, she can not use the restroom by herself...She will be paralyzed and not be able to move at all. She is brain dead so you won't know what she wants or what she dislikes or likes. All of your money will go for live in nurses to administer the meds and take all the blood tests needed...It will be a very long road for you to have to deal with. The man says, " whew, with all of that being the bad news I can't wait for the good news..The doctor looked at the man and said " Ah hell I am kidding the good news is, she died"
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Re: I got a joke..another 1 SATMAN/MEMPHIS 3/2/2007 6:01:00 PM