You were in an apartment with 12 very drunk lesbians? Why didn't you call me?!?!?!?!? DAMMIT!!!!
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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