>Subject: Dear Abby
>
>Dear Abby,
>I am a crack dealer in D.C. who has recently been diagnosed as a
>carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in the suburb of arlington
>and one of my sisters who lives in Newport News, is married to a
>transvestite.
>
>My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
>selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
>sisters, who are prostitutes in Chesapeake.
>
>I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
>sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
>other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of
>sexual misconduct with his three children.
>
>I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
>lives in Virginia Beach and is still a part time "working girl" in a
>brothel. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my
>fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and I
>certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about
>my cousin from Buffalo who is a Bill's fan?
>
>Signed,
>Worried About My Reputation
>
