The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to **** on someone's windshield.
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