foreskins and god
Member #: 26055
Registered: 10/15/2003
Posted:
5452
Name:
Pontius Pilate
Company:
lots
Occupation:
lineman
Location:
life
Personal:
60-ish
Experience:
~32 years
Samuel 18:25-27: David, foreskin collector
You remember David, right? The dude who felled Goliath with a stone to the brain, then cut his head off with the giant’s own sword? Later on, David wanted to marry into the royal family, but King Saul would only give him his daughter’s hand if he brought him 100 foreskins. That part isn’t actually what makes this so crazy though, as God’s Old Testament covenant with Abraham required circumcision. What makes this story nutso is that David went above and beyond, bringing back a whopping 200 foreskins.
This is CABL.com posting #378327. Tiny Link: cabl.co/mbKAd
There are 0 replies to this message