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LocoDawg Member #: 61573 Registered: 9/2/2008
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The Italian Confessional
Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to  the local church for confession in 1960.

When the priest slid open the panel in the  confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful  Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked  me to hide her from the Nazis.  So I hid her in my attic."

The  priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need  to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started  to repay me with sexual
   favors. This happened several times a week, and  sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a  long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in  great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb  to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions,  you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father.  That is a  great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

"And  what is that?" asked the  priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

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