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12/25/2017 12:43:09 PM
LocoDawg Member #: 61573 Registered: 9/2/2008
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Company: Unemployed Occupation: none Location: USA
Government Job
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A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He  replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok.  Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes,"  he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."
The  interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The  guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my  testicles."
The  interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.  You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The  guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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12/25/2017 1:52:42 PM
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