The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide.
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
Life is not perfect. Life is not easy. Life is good.
Peace & Joy
