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The Confessional Box


--I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

 
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses... On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

 
Then the priest came in. I said to him:  "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

 
He replied: " You moron, you're on my side.
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