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     Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
> Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead
> at the table.
>  .....
> Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing
> standing up.
> ..........
> Finklestein looks around and asks, "So who's gonna tell his wife?"
>  ..........
> They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry the
> news.
>  ..........
> They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
> worse.
> .........
> "Discreet?"  Goldberg says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever
> meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
>  ...........
> Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.
>  ............
> The wife answers thru the door and asks what he wants.
>  ..........
> Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is
> afraid to come home."
>  ..............
> "Tell him to drop dead," barks the wife.
>  ............
> "I'll  tell him," says Goldberg
> ..............
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