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Wives...



The CIA brings in three new recruits.

Two are men and one is a woman.

They all have to pass a test in order to get into the CIA.

All three are given a gun and put into a room.

Inside each of the rooms are the recruit's spouse. The two men have their wives sitting at a table and in the woman's room is her husband.

Each recruit is told to go into the room, put the gun to their spouses head and pull the trigger.
 
The two men enter...

Several minutes pass and the first man walks out crying..."I just can't do it!" he says.
 
The second man comes out and admits defeat too, "She's so helpless," he says. 

The CIA goes to the woman's door and hears the woman yell "Damn it!" Then they hear several bangs and a hard thud, something hit the floor.

The woman appears at the door and everyone looks inside to see the husband dead on the floor in a pool of blood.
 
The woman turns to them and says "The gun was out of bullets, so I had to beat him with it instead!"



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Re: Wives... Fitzgerald 5/25/2015 1:16:08 PM