I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Homer Simpson
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Homer Simpson
Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
Homer Simpson
Easy on the zeal Churchos… I've got something to say. Don't you get it? It's all Christianity, people! The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!
Bar Simpson
Re: False Teachers and Their Destruction
Member #: 5567
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
John
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County Gov
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Fiber Design, Construction, Maintenance
Location:
Washington DC
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